LAND...

[● AniSkyWolf]

sexual

YEP

Just thought I'd share our discovery <3

_{(gearr is Brobrunch, I'm Brofist)}
[10:02:46 PM] Brobrunch PASTAH MASTAH~: Queen Eliz, the virgin queen, didn't marry, stating she was married to the country, as in, England.... She was a scary bitch XD
[10:03:39 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: *knew the first part... just... that sounded nasty T_T*
[10:04:25 PM] Brobrunch PASTAH MASTAH~: YEP, she actually did say she was locked to our country. I had to study it once 8<
[10:08:27 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: ... you guys are freaks imo D'8
[10:08:44 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: that's... not... natural T_T
[10:08:54 PM] Brobrunch PASTAH MASTAH~: It's not XD;
[10:10:34 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: there's probably a sexuality called "Landsexual"
[10:10:39 PM] Brobrunch PASTAH MASTAH~: ANI
[10:10:41 PM] Brobrunch PASTAH MASTAH~: XD;
[10:10:44 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: WHAAAAAT?
[10:10:47 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: T-T'
[10:10:56 PM] Brobrunch PASTAH MASTAH~: It probably started here with Eliz D;
[10:11:00 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: ... YEP
[10:11:13 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: people followed her example and began to think countries were sexy
[10:11:16 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: so uh
[10:11:23 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: people fell "in love with the land"
[10:11:26 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: so whenever you see people say that
[10:11:31 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: they really love the land
[10:11:32 PM] BROFIST MASTER ♥: hard

... don't leave us alone

just don't

[Romano]

FWUH
BUT DIDN'T YOU KNOW?
APPARENTLY ENGLAND WAS TO FINE FOR HER TO RESIST

takeitasyouwill8>

[● AniSkyWolf]

OLD LADY AND... NO

I swear I DON'T CARE IF SHE GOT SHIT DONE FOR YOU GUYS that is just... ASDFGH T-T

[Romano]

IT WAS JUST A MANNER OF SPEECH
She wasn't actually married to the land XD

.... In terms of Hetalia though.... She probably WAS ;A;'

[● AniSkyWolf]

SAYS YOU OTHERWISE D;

....... no yeah England ttly had the hots for an old lady 8C
whichhewouldCOUGHHHHHHH


that or Queen Eliz gave the country a BROFIST HAHAHAHA

I'm cool I used the New York Yankees to... compare... two... English... things...

/shot

[Romano]

Ani... she was 25 XDDDD
SO UHM
YOUR POINT HAS NO SWAY
SORRY
;;

All I saw was 'biggest balls'
8C
AND WE'RE MORE AWESOME THAN THAT, SORRY

[● AniSkyWolf]

exactly

that is very old >8T

ARE WE RLY?

[Romano]

THAT'S NOT OLD DB

... not you
just us brits <3